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What is it that you wish to say? [shuffling about followed by some rather noisy clattering and a sharp huff of air] ... beep.

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I know what a kiss LOOKS like.

But I did not assume there was licking involved at the end of the kiss.

That was licking.

You use your TONGUE to lick and you use your LIPS to kissasdlifjas

[ DUH AVELINE GOSH. GO BACK TO ASSASSIN SCHOOL. ]

[This is it grab your tickets grab your seats buckle down for the greatest assassin showdown in history.

Ladies and gentleman.

Let's get ready to argue over kisses with tongue.]

sdlbfConnor look here I may not have kissed many men in my life only one and it was nothing like that and that is beside the point. I know how this goes. Have you honestly never seen courting that did not involve tongues? Why do watch people kiss anyway. Actually I do not care I don't want to know.

I did not lick you. Dogs lick. Are you calling me a dog?

I do not have time for all of these questions! People are always kissing! It is everywhere I go!

You put your tongue in my mouth.

I have never seen a man put a tongue in a woman's mouth or a woman to a man's.

That is that.

[ HUFF HUFF HUFF ANGRY BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S PROBABLY IN THE BUREAU RN TYPING AWAY FURIOUSLY WITH HIS BIG BEAR FINGERS AT YOU GOSH. ]

Edited 2013-04-28 20:07 (UTC)

No that is not that! It was jusT A KISS WITH TONGUE LIKE ADULTS DO STOP THINKING IT'S SO WEIRD CLEARLY YOU HAVE NOT SEEN REAL KISSING.

[SO MAD SHE ACCIDENTALLY THE CAPSLOCK GJ CONNOR.]

I SUPPOSE I HAVE NOT BUT THAT WAS STRANGE WHY WOULD YOU PUT A TONGUE IN SOMEONE'S MOUTH.

BECAUSE IT IS MEANT TO BE EROTIQUE.

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WHAT WAS THAT?

i DO NOT UNDERSTAND.

hOW IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE PLEASING?

iT IS WET.

THAT IS A THING THAT HAPPENS IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE WET

I do not know how I feel about it.

It is not.

Erotique.

Nor does it feel good.

THAT Is why I apologized! I'm sorry it was strange it will not be like that next time.

The next time you are kissed by someone I mean.

There is going to be a NEXT TIME?

Yes of course why would you think otherwise?

Because

Because there

Because I

[ He thinks that by entering down he's erasing it tbh ]

BECAUSE

[Connor u sweet summer child.]

Because you are very attractive and I am surprised you have not been courted let alone kissed before?

[ u mean connor u big dumb bear. ]

I have had no time for such things.

Neither have I.

[Until now.............

wink wonk]

And do you plan on making time for such things now?

I have not really given it much thought considering everything. Should I?

That is your choice to make

Of course. Now that we have made that clear I'm afraid I must take back my apology now.

Wait.

Why?

I am confused now.

Good. Despite the grievous insult you have dealt me someone had to show you the proper way to go about that. So I am not sorry after all.

I dealt you no such insult!

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affranchise - 2013-04-29 04:23 (UTC) - Expand

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