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[ It takes Connor a bit to understand what she means by the apology. It doesn't hit him right away, but when it does he coughs a bit to himself and texts her back. ]

There is no need to be sorry.

It could not have been helped.

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I just don't want to make things weird you are a very fine man and I do not wish for our work to be compromised by this. I cannot imagine what would happen if the mentor were to find out so we can just lay this to rest right?

[She doesn't know if it would be better or worse if Ezio knew what happened or how distracting it had been for Aveline.




Wait what did she just call him.]

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[ What did you just fuckin call me.............. ]

Yes.

It is best that we do not concern ourselves with it.

It was merely an accident.

Though I have a question if you would not mind answering.

[ A kind of gross ugly laughter accident. ]

[affranchise]

Yes? What is it?

[Oh man what now she thought that was going to be in brb wheezing on her end okay not really.]

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[ CRYING SO GLAD HE'S NOT ON VOICE TBH BECAUSE HE PROBABLY WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO SAY IT. ]

Why did you lick melakg

[ HE GOT NERVOUS AT THE END OKAY. ]

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[OH NO SHE'S FUCKING SCREAMING ON HER END PULLING HER FACE GOING TO FLING THIS BRACELET INTO THE STREETS THIS WAS A MISTAKE SHE'S GOING TO FLY OFF AND DIE NOW.



Okay. Just. Give her a few minutes.]

I did no such thing. That is just how we

back home because we are French

is that unusual in the north?

this face tbh

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[ NOOOOOOO FUUUUUUUU-- ]

You did I know what I felt.

I have never been kissed before.

I would not know.

ugly crying forever

[affranchise]

[She stole his kiss virginity can this actually get any worse.]

What do you meansjsdforget that. It was just a kiss that is how you kiss someone you like do not call it licking.

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I know what a kiss LOOKS like.

But I did not assume there was licking involved at the end of the kiss.

That was licking.

You use your TONGUE to lick and you use your LIPS to kissasdlifjas

[ DUH AVELINE GOSH. GO BACK TO ASSASSIN SCHOOL. ]

[affranchise]

[This is it grab your tickets grab your seats buckle down for the greatest assassin showdown in history.

Ladies and gentleman.

Let's get ready to argue over kisses with tongue.]

sdlbfConnor look here I may not have kissed many men in my life only one and it was nothing like that and that is beside the point. I know how this goes. Have you honestly never seen courting that did not involve tongues? Why do watch people kiss anyway. Actually I do not care I don't want to know.

I did not lick you. Dogs lick. Are you calling me a dog?

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I do not have time for all of these questions! People are always kissing! It is everywhere I go!

You put your tongue in my mouth.

I have never seen a man put a tongue in a woman's mouth or a woman to a man's.

That is that.

[ HUFF HUFF HUFF ANGRY BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S PROBABLY IN THE BUREAU RN TYPING AWAY FURIOUSLY WITH HIS BIG BEAR FINGERS AT YOU GOSH. ]

[affranchise]

No that is not that! It was jusT A KISS WITH TONGUE LIKE ADULTS DO STOP THINKING IT'S SO WEIRD CLEARLY YOU HAVE NOT SEEN REAL KISSING.

[SO MAD SHE ACCIDENTALLY THE CAPSLOCK GJ CONNOR.]

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I SUPPOSE I HAVE NOT BUT THAT WAS STRANGE WHY WOULD YOU PUT A TONGUE IN SOMEONE'S MOUTH.

[affranchise]

BECAUSE IT IS MEANT TO BE EROTIQUE.

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[affranchise]

WHAT WAS THAT?

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i DO NOT UNDERSTAND.

hOW IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE PLEASING?

iT IS WET.

[affranchise]

THAT IS A THING THAT HAPPENS IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE WET

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I do not know how I feel about it.

It is not.

Erotique.

Nor does it feel good.

[affranchise]

THAT Is why I apologized! I'm sorry it was strange it will not be like that next time.

The next time you are kissed by someone I mean.

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There is going to be a NEXT TIME?

[affranchise]

Yes of course why would you think otherwise?

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Because

Because there

Because I

[ He thinks that by entering down he's erasing it tbh ]

BECAUSE

[affranchise]

[Connor u sweet summer child.]

Because you are very attractive and I am surprised you have not been courted let alone kissed before?

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[ u mean connor u big dumb bear. ]

I have had no time for such things.