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What is it that you wish to say? [shuffling about followed by some rather noisy clattering and a sharp huff of air] ... beep.

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[affranchise]

Hi. Have you been well?

[Since she kind of invaded your mouthfbdbf yeah no let's not go there quite. Yet.]

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[ Can we not........... ]

It has proved to be a strange week but yes. I am well. And you?

[ Doot doo... polite... conversation.... always have to ask you know............ ]

[affranchise]

About as well as one could be. Listen. Ah read. I guess. You know what I mean I have been doing some thinking about us. Not in that

[How the fuck do you delete again UGH NO SHE PRESSED ENTER - ]

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What about us?

[ AVELINE 8C ]

[affranchise]

Well. I do consider and value you as a friend in addition to being a brother.

[...that word will never not be weird now...]

And we are brothers in that sense so I felt that I must say something to preserve the integrity of our brotherhood.

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And what would you say, Aveline?

[ ......... is it bad that he's like........... blocked it a little out of his mind........... because even tho it was weird it was kind of nice but he's gonna just yeah. ]

[affranchise]

[Yeeeeeeeah that's about what she's done but man some nights she stays up and it's hard to look at him and not think about it (happening again maybe possibly omg what no) and she just cannot work like this.]

I'm sorry.

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[ It takes Connor a bit to understand what she means by the apology. It doesn't hit him right away, but when it does he coughs a bit to himself and texts her back. ]

There is no need to be sorry.

It could not have been helped.

[affranchise]

I just don't want to make things weird you are a very fine man and I do not wish for our work to be compromised by this. I cannot imagine what would happen if the mentor were to find out so we can just lay this to rest right?

[She doesn't know if it would be better or worse if Ezio knew what happened or how distracting it had been for Aveline.




Wait what did she just call him.]

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[ What did you just fuckin call me.............. ]

Yes.

It is best that we do not concern ourselves with it.

It was merely an accident.

Though I have a question if you would not mind answering.

[ A kind of gross ugly laughter accident. ]

[affranchise]

Yes? What is it?

[Oh man what now she thought that was going to be in brb wheezing on her end okay not really.]

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[ CRYING SO GLAD HE'S NOT ON VOICE TBH BECAUSE HE PROBABLY WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO SAY IT. ]

Why did you lick melakg

[ HE GOT NERVOUS AT THE END OKAY. ]

[affranchise]

[OH NO SHE'S FUCKING SCREAMING ON HER END PULLING HER FACE GOING TO FLING THIS BRACELET INTO THE STREETS THIS WAS A MISTAKE SHE'S GOING TO FLY OFF AND DIE NOW.



Okay. Just. Give her a few minutes.]

I did no such thing. That is just how we

back home because we are French

is that unusual in the north?

this face tbh

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[ NOOOOOOO FUUUUUUUU-- ]

You did I know what I felt.

I have never been kissed before.

I would not know.

ugly crying forever

[affranchise]

[She stole his kiss virginity can this actually get any worse.]

What do you meansjsdforget that. It was just a kiss that is how you kiss someone you like do not call it licking.

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I know what a kiss LOOKS like.

But I did not assume there was licking involved at the end of the kiss.

That was licking.

You use your TONGUE to lick and you use your LIPS to kissasdlifjas

[ DUH AVELINE GOSH. GO BACK TO ASSASSIN SCHOOL. ]

[affranchise]

[This is it grab your tickets grab your seats buckle down for the greatest assassin showdown in history.

Ladies and gentleman.

Let's get ready to argue over kisses with tongue.]

sdlbfConnor look here I may not have kissed many men in my life only one and it was nothing like that and that is beside the point. I know how this goes. Have you honestly never seen courting that did not involve tongues? Why do watch people kiss anyway. Actually I do not care I don't want to know.

I did not lick you. Dogs lick. Are you calling me a dog?

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I do not have time for all of these questions! People are always kissing! It is everywhere I go!

You put your tongue in my mouth.

I have never seen a man put a tongue in a woman's mouth or a woman to a man's.

That is that.

[ HUFF HUFF HUFF ANGRY BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S PROBABLY IN THE BUREAU RN TYPING AWAY FURIOUSLY WITH HIS BIG BEAR FINGERS AT YOU GOSH. ]

[affranchise]

No that is not that! It was jusT A KISS WITH TONGUE LIKE ADULTS DO STOP THINKING IT'S SO WEIRD CLEARLY YOU HAVE NOT SEEN REAL KISSING.

[SO MAD SHE ACCIDENTALLY THE CAPSLOCK GJ CONNOR.]

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I SUPPOSE I HAVE NOT BUT THAT WAS STRANGE WHY WOULD YOU PUT A TONGUE IN SOMEONE'S MOUTH.

[affranchise]

BECAUSE IT IS MEANT TO BE EROTIQUE.

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[affranchise]

WHAT WAS THAT?

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i DO NOT UNDERSTAND.

hOW IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE PLEASING?

iT IS WET.

[affranchise]

THAT IS A THING THAT HAPPENS IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE WET